i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
