You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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