Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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