Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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