i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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