Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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