i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i need to put some appletini on your dick
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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