It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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