yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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