i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
