your parents love me but you hate me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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