I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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