he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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