just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
