She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
