You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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