Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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