i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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