Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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