You work out of a Hotel?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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