Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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