just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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