After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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