pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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