We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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