Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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