you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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