Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the day after is always just damage control
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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