nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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