Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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