awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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