Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
