dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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