Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
