I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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