i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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