omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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