Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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