worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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