Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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