he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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