What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
