Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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