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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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