Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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