I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
