I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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