i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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