it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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