Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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