I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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