just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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