Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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