Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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