lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
