omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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