capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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