Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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