OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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