She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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